My dog, a border collie, is very particular about what he eats. Once he devours a piece of meat, he will usually put it in his mouth and chew it up. So it wasn’t a surprise when he bit my left hand in half and then ate the other half.
Not only did my dog eat a pork rib bone, but he also ate my left hand. We had dinner last night and my dog was still full of meat. In fact, he had the entire plate in his mouth. When I asked him if he had eaten the meat, he just said, “yeah,” and that’s when I realized he ate my hand. I had no idea that was possible.
We are so lucky to have a dog, and he makes our lives a little better. But as with so many other creatures that we take for granted, we don’t fully realize the impact that we have on them. My dog is proof of this because even when he’s not eating, he’s eating. And it doesn’t matter how little of a meal he has, his will is always there, even if it’s just a little.
The dog is also proof of the power we have over our pets. I got my dog from a shelter and I cant tell you how much I love it. But I can tell you that when I was a kid, I had to be extremely careful to make sure my dog didnt eat any meat. I had to put a piece of cheese on there too, to keep his tummy from getting too full, and I had to keep it in my pocket.
In case you’re wondering, the two pork rib bones that made up this episode of my life were actually the two ribs from the kitchen where I used to sit while my mom cooked.
I used to have a friend that would constantly eat pork ribs from the kitchen. He was always asking me if I had any, and I would always say no. But he would always eat them anyway, and it was always one of the best meals I had ever had.
If you had to live on a remote island in the middle of nowhere with only one meal a day, it would be hard to get enough of the good stuff. Pork ribs are one of those rare foods that can live off of just one meal a day. If you can afford it, make sure you spend a little money on it to get it.
The problem is that there are people who do this and they are usually the same people who then do the next thing and then the next thing. There is a constant cycle so we can’t count on a single one of them ever eating pork ribs. It’s not like we can just give one of them a piggy bank and send them on their way.
So instead, we want to send them on their way with a little help from our friends, the Porky. We have a secret code for this and it is this: When you go to the grocery store and look for pork ribs, look up. You will find a code under the pork ribs. Use this code to pay for a pork rib.
The code is a good idea and a very useful one, because the way a pork rib is made is complicated and you could spend a lot of time trying to figure out the code on your own. But in the case of pork ribs, that little code is easy to figure out. The way pork ribs are made is through a technique called “pork ribs production.” We’re all familiar with pork ribs, but we don’t think of them that way.
